So You Wanna Buy a House?

 Buying a home doesn’t have to be confusing, overwhelming, or make you want to scream into a pillow. That’s what I’m here for—your real estate sidekick, guide, and reality-checker. Here's the real-talk version of what to expect, step-by-step: 

 It all starts with a conversation. Text me. DM me. Fill out a form. Whatever feels right. You don’t need to have it all figured out—that’s what I’m here for. 

 Before we fall in love with a home, let’s make sure the numbers work. I’ll connect you with a solid lender (no sharks, I promise) who’ll help you understand what you can spend—and what you’re comfortable spending (not always the same thing). 

 This is the fun part. You’ll tell me what you want (and what you don’t want), and I’ll start sending you homes that actually match. We’ll tour some places, you’ll get a feel for what’s out there, and then... BAM—we find the one. 

 Found your dream home? Sweet. I’ll help you write a smart, competitive offer that protects your wallet and your heart. This is chess, not checkers—strategy matters. 

 Once your offer’s accepted, we do our due diligence. That means home inspections, maybe some negotiations, and making sure the place is worth what you’re paying. I’ll handle the chaos. You just breathe.

 Right before closing, we take one last look to make sure everything’s as expected. Then, we sign a mountain of paperwork (don't worry, I’ll walk you through it), and BOOM—you’re a homeowner. 

 This is the part where we celebrate! Whether it’s keys, high-fives, or happy dances—this is your moment. And I’ll still be around after closing if you need anything. I don't ghost.